So You Think You Need A Pan Flute

Well, you're wrong.

Apparently you don't need a Pan Flute.

As a musician, I love all musical instruments, even the somewhat less than versatile ones such as the didgeridoo. I'd love to have a didgeridoo and I plan to someday get one.

Then there's the Pan Flute. Unlike some others, I personally have nothing against the Pan Flute and I even remember once - while really, really high - enjoying a Zamfir record on which he played a Pan Flute to some good effect. So as a default position, I would probably say "Well no, I don't actually need a Pan Flute, like as a life or death situation or anything, but sure, as a musician I guess I could use one, I need lots of instruments, so yes, I need a Pan Flute.

Nope. Wrong.

As you all know, in this Brave New World of Corporate Righteousness and Free Market Moral Relativity where the bottom line must reign supreme for it will always endure while we will always waste away, there are few more powerful forces as The Mighty Flow Chart. Yes, the flow chart is, in and of itself, quite capable of defining all that needs to be defined in a world of numeric ethical values and replete with rigorous solid and dotted line relationships.

So here's the problem. As much as you might like a Pan Flute and as much as I might like you to have a Pan Flute, there is, as you can plainly see for yourself right here, simply no way to have a Pan Flute. This Pan Flute flow chart is powerful, logical, unbeatable, irrefutable and above all, a completely closed and unbreakable system. So no, I'm sorry. Look at the chart.

No.You. Can. Not. Have. A. Pan. Flute.

End of discussion.

Thanks to Toothpaste for Dinner for being a simple genius.

Courtesy Boing Boing.