Time masheens and the pickle jar of truth.

This whole "birther" thing going on in the US is just so mind bogglingly...Ummm.....

Actually, there is no word that will describe it. 

I was just looking at a video with David Shuster and this absolutely bizarre woman with the most horrendous manners, and equally bad false eyelashes. 

Have a look, then we can dish.

That has to be the most hilarious "interview" I have ever seen. And believe me, it is hard to top other "interviews" with these birther folks on TV. It often is kind of like inviting Clarabell the clown on to discuss Quantum physics. In mime. 

Only louder and stupider.

These crazy people reach into the Wingnut pickle jar of truth, and pluck out a malodorous piece of crayon scrawled paper, and then try to present that as some sort of proof. Because the pickle jar never lies. 
Shuster was barely stopping himself from giggling at one point,and the other host Tamara, was barely keeping it together as well.

At another part Shuster was irked, she called him a "Brownshirt". Ie: anyone that doesn't agree with her is marching to some orders of some kind. Tasteless, and really made her look worse. If that was possible.

One question that this Orly person did NOT want to answer, was the very first one that Shuster asked...What about the newspaper evidence from 1961? The announcements of the birth a son to Mr and Mrs Barack H. Obama? I mean, how many of them could there be? We ain't talking about names like John Smith..... or John McCain.

Was the announcement placed there by some super duper sekrit organization and their time masheen? If it was a paid announcement, they better demand the payment info and make sure the credit card expiry was not 2010!

Or were the Obama's privy to some sekrit prophecy? Something Nostradamus said? A new sekrit Quatrain was found?

From lands far away of dust and sand,

The birthplace shall be changed to the land of tiny bubbles and mountains that blow fire,

ascendancy to the egg shaped room in the pale house,

The illegitimate changeling will distribute the wealth of the chosen.....

Personally, I have my own conspiracy theory on this whole birther movement.

Well, my theory isn't as much conspiracy as it is common sense.

I think they are just racist bastards and moutardes who don't like the fact that one of their own kind didn't manage to get elected.

Too far fetched hey?

Ht aggregatescience at kos.