Mooselini bows out early - again.
Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps on giving to a lefty blogger like me. Never one to complete a job or honor her committments, Palin can't (or won't) even complete a book signing for her "throngs" of adoring fans. Hah! Via Rumproast:
Teabaggers just aren’t happy about anything these days. I guess the Noblesville, Indiana Going Rogue book signing didn’t go very well yesterday because 300* or so of the 1000 people with wristbands were asked not to tread on Sarah Palin and then she tried to make a getaway with Baby Trig and several duffel bags full of cash but wingnuts have learned to protest about everything these days, so they were having none of it. This is the best thing you will see about horrible, horrible Sarah Palin on the internets all day and until the end of time.
Golly, has the bloom gone off the rogue rose already? Will the teabaggers need to find themselves a new queen? Could be, according to the hostile comments left on Facebook. A taste:
Jordan Harris I just spent 9 hours of my day, $40 of my hard earned money on two of your books, and took the whole day off work to watch you jump on a bus and throw a half-heated wave to the crowd you were avoiding.
I have never felt so disrespected. How can you claim that you are different? You aren’t. You are just as selfish as everyone else in Washington. It breaks my heart. I thought you might be the answer to the turmoil this country is under but you aren’t. You just slapped hundreds of Hoosiers in the face. The hard working type of people that you claim to represent.You say in your book that you chose to sleep well over eating well. At the end of the day I know that you don’t care that you wasted the whole day of some 20 year old college student who lives on their own. I understand that all that matters is that I spent my money on two of your books. I’m sure your eating well. You certainly have no reason to be sleeping well.
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Julie Beightler Doll Went to the book signing in Noblesville, IN. Waited three hours in the cold to get a wristband to reserve my spot at the book signing tonight. We were told she would sign book for the first 1000 people. Not so. The event ended promptly at 9:00pm, though there were still at least 150 people left. Wasted my day, wasted money on a babysitter, and wasted my money on this book.
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Linda Lewey My family (wife, 3year old, and 10 year old) and I waited for 6 hours to get a book signed by Sarah Palin tonight. She left 300 folks standing in the rain and cold without explanation or even an address at exit. That is 1800 hours of voters lives sacrificed for nothing due to lack of concern by another politician for… our time, money and effort to see a cause through. She could have invested 45 minutes and not received the boos, or sign my book chants. I know that the majority of the folks that were chanting go Palin now are returning her books tomorrow morning. What a disappointment. It is time that politicians follow through on the detail and not just be concerned with their own time. The country requires hard working Americans (that vote) to change the political landscape. I thought Sarah turning Rogue was a good thing. Following your steps to a road to success being on the cutting edge. I guess it is just in the name of her book not the fabric of her handlers.
Head over to Rumproast for more schadenfreude sandwich. They're compiling a list. Of course, there are lots of positive comments on FB from those who are still enamoured with the laziest woman in politics, but you have to admit it's fucking hilarious to see how quickly they'll turn on her.
Have a great weekend! h/t to gatorbot

















Palin apologizes...
LOL this is a hoot!
Teabaggers
Teabaggers fly off the handle at the slightest thing. Who would have guessed they'd be such a sensitive bunch? It's almost like they're gripped by mental instability...
Pants pissing cowardice
Pretty much sums it up. They're afraid of everything and everyone that's not just like them. LOL some wingnut from Nebraska was shriekin' and freakin' because the upcoming KSM trial was going to be within 250 miles of the state or something. Jesus you'd think it was Magneto, not some cave dwelling dude in a dress armed with a box cutter. Watch out! The jihadis can kill you with their minds! BOO!
I'm guessing
Jon Stewart will have a field day with this one.
heh, heh, heh . . . .
Tee hee!
Let's hope so. Gotta love the Stewart treatment.
And she could be the next Pres of the USA
YIKES!! I shudder at the thought. Someone over @ Romper Room seems to think she should have Glenn Beck as her running mate. Oh that's just great!! Think of all the kleenex for them two weepy folk.
Since she keeps running away from things like her governorship or her book signing commitments. How long would it take for her to run from the White House? When she breaks a nail?
We dodged a bullet.
She was too scarily close to the oval office. Can you imagine her meeting with other world leaders? *face palm*