Del Mastro and The Peterboroughan campaign fund Scheme

The latest Conservative scandal reminded me of another scam that has been around for a very long time. I wonder if there were badly spelled emails going around about it? Usually when it comes to the Cons, fraud and scandals are not a one off.

DEAREST ONE,

HELLO, MY NAME IS EBENEEZER DELTRO AND I AM OF THE CANDIAN NATIONALITY.
I HOPE TO FIND YOU IN GOOD SPIRITS, AND PRAY THAT YOU ARE WELL AND GOD AND ENJOYING YOUR FAMILY.
I HAVE A PROPOSAL TO MAKE FOR YOU THAT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO US BOTH.
BECAUSE OF LAWS IN CANADA WHICH RENDER ME UNABLE TO SPEND MY OWN MONEY ON THE POLITICAL PARTY OF MY CHOICE, I WOULD ASK YOU TO CONSIDER HELPING ME IN THIS REGARDS.
IF YOU TRANSFER THE SUM OF $1000.00 CAD TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF CANADA, I CAN IMMEDIATELY ISSUE YOU A CHEQUE IN THE AMOUNT OF $1050.00 UPON PROVE THAT A PAYMENT HAS BEEN MADE.

PLEASE CONSIDER ALL CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN US AS CONFIDENTAL, AS MANY PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP US FROM ACHEIVING OUR FUND RAISING GOALS.

ELECTIONS CANADA, AN EVIL ORGANIZATION INFILTRATED BY LIBERALS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING. 

GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU, AND I HOPE TOHEAR FROM YOU SOON

E. DELTRO

 

LOL!

I went out with some friends for a friendly golf tournament and one of them observed that she was surprised by how effortlessly some golfers cheated. Her partner piped in and said that it's because it's easy to get away with and so common place that nobody bothers being embarrassed or condemning it. Sometimes I think that's what it's like with the Harper gang. For them, politics is like a game of golf - the rules are there to be ignored when convenient.

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