Waterboarding - more fibre, vitamins and fun with Rachel!

To the fainting couch! Convicted stalker and Fox News throwaway Rachel Marsden, is a bit upset that the mystical Invisible Hand of the Market worked it's voodoo on her, getting her fired from the Toronto Sun. If you've not been around this week, here's the link to the back story on the letter writing campaign spearheaded by TheManWithNoPoint. I have to say, I'm a wee bit disappointed that SwimFan didn't credit A Creative Revolution, bastardlogic, or any other of the Canadian blogs for our part in her Sun column's demise, but I'm just happy that the Laissez Fairey Dust(tm) of the magical market gnomes has not lost its potency.

Pity poor Rachel. So much more time on her hands, nobody around to stalk or accuse of rape. So I guess it'll have to be a librul conspiracy, naturally.

That column triggered an email campaign spearheaded by the Daily Kos--the largest far-left blog in America--which appealed to the Sun’s new editor-in-chief from the Toronto Star, Canada’s largest leftist newspaper. As a result, after 2 years with the Sun and a hundred columns, my writing is now in search of a new home.

Looks like the Canadian Free Press is her home now. See? She still has her freedom of speech, just not in a legitimate, traditional media outlet. So, what's the stalker got to say lately? Whaddya know, waterboarding is not actually like competitive swim training, it's like bobbing for apples!

Last week, in my weekly Sun Media column, I argued that it’s really not that big of a deal to make terror suspects like 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed essentially do what any kid does at Halloween when he bobs for apples--except in the presence of the CIA, and with the prize in the terrorist’s case being lifesaving information.

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War isn’t like divvying up the contents of a condo upon divorce so everyone walks away feeling good. It means people have to die. And sometimes even be forced to bob for apples with the CIA. Sorry, but that’s the way it has always worked. In the words of the A-bomb pilot: “I have been convinced that we saved more lives than we took.”

Meh, no big deal. Just a CIA-sponsered Halloween party! Those hoods and stuff at Abu Ghraib were just costumes, hence the festive orange jumpsuits.

Colour me confused, but I think maybe I'm missing something here. Bobbing for apples is so horrible that it's supposed to make a suspected terrorist not-prisoner confess? Hell, if that's the case why don't we just break out "Trivial Pursuit", and the loser has to spill the beans?

The Stalker also seems to be under the misguided impression that us libruls want to have tea with fanatical right wing muslims who indeed do want to put an end to the west. That we're naive, haven't really thought about what war means and how to have one and blah blah blah....bullshit. Know who I want to have waterboarded, I mean forced apple bobbing? Every member of Operation Rescue. One of them may have information on the next women's clinic bombing that may or not be planned. Heh. See how that slippery slope works? Just wait until Hillary Clinton has the Unitary Executive Powers...mwahahahaha!

Stalker appears to feel that Western civilization isn't quite able to stand on its own merits against the fanatical right wing Muslims, so we must stoop to their level and become more like them in order to win this ideological battle. Of course, as a fanatical right winger, she's already much more like them than, say, any liberal that I know.

We already know that Rachel was a competitive swimmer, so she's in good physical shape and according to her has already been waterboarded, and I bet she's a great apple-bobber. She appears to be in her early 30's so she's at an appropriate age. And she's obviously very, very concerned about the threat of Muslims taking over America and Canada, which in her world is um..entirely possible somehow. So, babe, what are you doing sitting at home on your computer banging out columns for the Canadian Free Press? Get to the recruiters office today, on this Remembrance Day weekend, and put your money where your mouth is. Enlist, or shut your fucking pie hole, Chickenhen.