Bimbos in the news! Rant
I am Fucking sick and tired to death, of Lindsay Low, Paris Tilted, Britney Shears, and all the other bimbos Du Jour.
This preocupation in the godamned media with these fake, shallow and complete wastes of skin makes me sick.
No wonder young girls are suffering from eating disorders, taking drugs, drinking, and thinking sex is soooooooooo cool.
Paris' dog escaped the other day. Again. LET IT GO! IT WANTS TO BE FREE!
Lindsay is drinking again....Why is that big news? Hundreds died in Iraq.
Britney and her mom are fighting. Ah hell, get real. How is that news? Fight with your family quietly, yell or scream. Do small passive agressive shit behind their backs like the rest of us. Stop giving friggin interviews. Its all rehearsed anyway.
Reality this, reality that. Their problems are as real as their boobs.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
5 stars
for saying what I HOPE we all think about those skanks. Heh.
Actually
I feel a teeny, tiny bit bad for the gals, what with all the exploitation that they've been programmed to crave.
When I was working in hair salons, I was surrounded by that ridiculous crap all the time. Now? I went and got my hair done and was paging through one of those rags and to my utter delight I didn't know who about 3/4 of the 'celebrities' were. So either A)I'm getting old! or B)the change has been very good for me.
Of all possible realities...
... what the hell are we doing in this one?
Some kind of Instant Karma deal? Stop the world, I want to get off? Can I put in for an official transfer? A sadisticly short ode to nihilism? What are you waiting for? Jump already! I'll be leaving tonight on the last train... On the Midnight Silver Bullet... I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today....A murder of crows? More lithium, Kurt? Everythings just fucking ducky, thank you for asking. Are you done with that sandwich? That's the way the cookie crumbles, that's the way the stomach rumbles, that's the way the needle pricks, that's the way the glue sticks— The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled, have you met them at all? I like soup, do you like soup?
James-Sir Benson- Mum? Our leaders had a frank exchange of views- are you confused? I've got the world on a string theory. I am no longer seriously concerned about Yo Yo Ma's emotional stability. I'll take it and leave it. I've got a brand new pair of roller skates- you've got a brand new key. You are asleep in a war zone. I repeat.. you are asleep in a war zone.... Time gentlemen please... you can count me out...in...out. Don't forget to write and don't forget to breathe... in... then out... in... then out.... what are we going to do? DNA Keep breathing... in... out... Keep breathing...DNA ...and when my hands no longer play, my voice is still I fade away... there is far more to this story than a couch jammed into a stairway.
What the hell is a Suck-a-rant? Help me find my keys and we'll drive out. No more heros, no more shakespearos.... the shadows go their way, but in principle, I am very busy........
Ok kids, turn off the television and brush your teeth.
It's bedtime.
Sweet dreams!
That was...
..really good. I think there was a punch line or two in there. I would only complete the " Time gentleman please " with " you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here ".
I believe that was an
an impression of a flea's brain on crack. Brilliant!
Everything's cheaper than it looks.
I think
you blew my mind a little.
The role of the media...
... is what ? - deplorable, tragic, predatory, money grubbing - take your pick. Your line " Stop giving friggin interviews. " is excellent. These girls, ladies, celebrities, attention seeking "stars" do not make their life easier by their actions and reactions. I pine for a broad with class, like Bette Midler.
It is tough to move away from this spectacle when the National Enquirer is a best seller.
Babs Amiel Black
is not a stupid woman, I'll give her that, and she called the media vermin and sluts, so I will have to say she's right about at least one thing. Except I think she meant only the media who didn't suck up to Con-vict-rad during his trial.
It's a symbiotic relationship. If these celebs didn't enjoy the fame and all that, it would be extremely easy for them to disappear into obscurity with several million bucks and live out their lives in peace. Funny, not many of them take that option though.
Ah, but at the same time
She seemed to have developed amnesia about her own membership in teh media. She still has her monthly Maclean's column.
Vermin or slut?
Let's flip a coin.
Everything's cheaper than it looks.
does she have
Enough personsality to be either?
Im a little teapot....